I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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