I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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