Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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