Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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