We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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