They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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