Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Oh Jesus.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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