how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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