At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
please don't ironically join a cult
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