I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Mom said you looked used
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him