dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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