No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?