so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.