This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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