I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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