it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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