Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
