Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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