I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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