i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have fence marks all over my body
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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