We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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