The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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