I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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