looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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