sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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