You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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