once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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