would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
