Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This beer is not sobering me up at all
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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