Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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