Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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