Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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