I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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