what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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