So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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