If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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