Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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