Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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