I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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