Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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