Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
And then he peed in my hair
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