I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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