I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
