i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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