Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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