I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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