Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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