I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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