ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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