Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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