i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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