he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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