just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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