i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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