I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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